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Genius Republican Thinks Waiters Aren’t Worth Wasting Medicine On
Oh, THAT guy Genius congressman Warren Davidson of Ohio, who teabagged himself right into John Boehner’s former congressional seat when Boehner left the House to spend more time with his gin, offered...
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Good Morning, We’re All Fucked!
Congratulations, Republicans across America! You have done what you set out to do. You pissed off the libs. The people you voted into office passed a 500-page tax bill in the middle of the night. A...
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Paul Ryan Considering Retiring, Just As Soon As He Makes It Impossible For...
And then he’ll grow his beard back Politico has posted a think-piece on Paul Ryan that pontificates vastly on all the ways one can tell that Paul Ryan does not even want to be the Speaker of the House...
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GOP Gives Coal For Christmas. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 20, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today, but first have some special sea otter nice times! After realizing he’d just stepped in his own shit (again), Trey Gowdy is...
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Shocking: Pervy Congressman Blake Farenthold, Six-Millionaire, Ain’t Wanna...
We are sorry to tell you, taxpayers of America, that Blake Farenthold, the weird creepy disgraced Congressman who had us foot the bill for the sexual harassment suit he had to settle with a staffer,...
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Trump Working Hard To Fuck Up Everyone’s Taxes At Record Levels
At least Lyra And Bon Bon can still file a joint return. Who ever thought that rushing to rewrite most of the goddamn tax code in secret, just for the sake of getting a huge tax cut for rich fuckwads...
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You Can Now Be Too Poor To Die
Maybe the coroner could save money by putting the ashes in a coffee urn? What happens when poor people die? Well, in Illinois, the state will provide up to $1,655 for funeral and cremation/burial...
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